Despite his amazing knowledge and powers of deduction, Albert Einstein admitted that “The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.”
Wind the clock back 21 years when GST was introduced and I’d agree with him. Accounts clerks like myself and the accountants we worked alongside suddenly had to deal with a multiplication of administration as we were hurled kicking and screaming into the maelstrom of this annoying 10% tax addition which applied to this product but not that product, this service but not that one. Buy a steak at the supermarket and there’s no GST, but buy a steak at a restaurant and there’s GST. It’s all in the interpretation.
Deciphering the difference took a while, and even now if I’m helping newcomers learn the ropes in our local store and they ask if a product should be entered under the GST key on the till, or the GST free key, I ask “Can you eat it?” If the answer is no, that’s easy, it’s GST, though even then there are exceptions. If the answer is yes, I then ask, “Is it real food or processed food?” By and large, if it’s processed food, GST is the norm, but working out the definition of ‘processed’ brings up so many anomalies you have to check the supplier’s invoices constantly to get the right category before pricing the product.
Don’t know why I started on the GST issue, that’s not where I was really heading when I started. I’ve diligently filled out my tax returns since the 1968/69 financial year, my first year at Teacher’s College, and believe it or not I still have them all duly filed away in consecutive order in the filing cabinet. I did actually manage to pluck up the courage in 2012 to go paperless and do my first e-tax return, and did that each year until recently.
Have never had any qualms about paying my taxes, though I have long been a fan of the movie Stranger than Fiction, where an IRS officer has to investigate a bakery owner who was not fully forthcoming on her tax return evaluation. She explained, and I was in complete agreement, that she had no trouble paying the government for roads and schools and hospitals and all the good things they did, but she wasn’t prepared to pay for the things she disagreed with, nor their mishandling of her hard earned money, so she had come to the conclusion that withholding a certain percentage was the right and honourable thing to do.
One of the benefits of transitioning into aged pensioner status when you live a very uncomplicated life in terms of finances, is the fact I no longer need to submit a tax return. The pension is my only source of income, I have no shares either going through the roof or going down the drain, I have no rental properties to declare, no secret stash in a Swiss bank account, and no royalties coming in from the book I should have written by now. My needs are simple and the pension more than adequate to meet them. Having kept fastidious financial records for so long, it feels strange not accounting to the government for what I’ve received, and the legitimate deductions I could claim.
For many though it is a quagmire of frustration, a time for sorting through boxes and files of papers they vowed and declared last year to keep in order so they wouldn’t have to go through this annoying process yet again. They would probably agree with Mark Twain’s take on taxation.
"What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin."
We do the adding and subtracting, finding what we can to minimise our losses, and emerge with an annual income which lets us know if we’re on the way up or the way down, whether or not we’re living within our means, if what’s going out is outstripping what’s coming in, and it can be a depressing exercise to put ourselves through. Being able to control our finances instead of feeling they are in control of us is a good place to be, but sadly not within everyone’s means.
Come tax time, it’s all about numbers, but thankfully, our lives are made up of way more than a financial ledger. Despite what we have, don’t have or wish we had, those we care about don’t look at us in those terms. Author Mary T. Browne put it succinctly when she said “If you want an accounting of your worth, count your friends.”
It is our character that matters, our generosity, caring nature, listening ear, patience, perseverance and compassion, our contribution to the lives of those around us. These are the things we value in each other and aspire to emulate, and will be remembered long after our acquisitions fade into insignificance.

